10 marriage proposals gone wrong
Proposal makes me want to uku
Awwwe She brakes his heart, & probably his skull. It could have been worse, at least that guy wasn’t playing a tuba.
Jesus Jam
When you open with “She is going to hate this”, common sense should take the wheel.
Fisherman’s tale
Drop the ring once, shame on me, drop it twice… & you are going to be talking about the one that got away.
7th Inning Slap
This Minnesota Twins relationship ship – is on the Colorado Rockies.
Follow the Money
She’s following the money, but upon finding a proposal she high-tails it out of there.
Maybe it Was the Ring?
If I could have everyones attention, I’m about to be single again!
Not just guys fail
It’s normal for a guy to have cold feet, but after only two weeks, forever might be asking a bit much.
But She Came With a Car?!
Some hearts can’t be bought. Here is one caught on camera.
150 Closest Strangers
“Did you hear the one about the comic who asked his girlfriend to marry him?”
A Queen at White Castle
Can I get my order with a side of “maybe I shouldn’t have done this at the fast food restaurant”?